Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)