Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Where was I conceived, dad?

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder