Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side