Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

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How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers