Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers