Upset Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.