Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile