Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!