Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*