Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.