Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.