Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.