What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.