What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.