Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Drip Jokes More Drip Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.