What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!