What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.