The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
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Virgin Mobile
They were my friends. :(
A: Because it had no guts.
fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
All the pairs of floating eyes
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."