What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.