Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

F Jokes More F Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar