Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!