How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!