What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why is stephen harper a bad stripper?

Because he doesnt do well on the poles