What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists