What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.