What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded