What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.