Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.