Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.