What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Secret Agent Jokes More Secret Agent Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Russian Spy Jokes More Russian Spy Jokes

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.