What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Secret Agent Jokes More Secret Agent Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Russian Spy Jokes More Russian Spy Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)