What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Kermit Finger Jokes More Kermit Finger Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!