Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.