Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine?

OK!

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .