Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.