Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song?

Night moooves. Sorry...

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.