Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song?

Night moooves. Sorry...

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.