What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.