What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

Hun Jokes More Hun Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.