What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.