What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Hun Jokes More Hun Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.