Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!