What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!