What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.