What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.