What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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It's not hard.

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Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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Gotham?

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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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Ice melt it.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.