What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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9/11

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Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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thermite.