Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.