Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.