Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.