Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams