What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.