What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.