What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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Cole Jokes More Cole Jokes

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."