What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!