What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!