Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy