Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.