How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

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How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.