How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.