Surrealist Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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Won.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

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What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.