How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish