How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish