How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.