How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.