Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Surrealist Jokes More Surrealist Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM

River Bank Jokes More River Bank Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.