Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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I literally chant even..."

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.