Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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Because they can make themselves dinner.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

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Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.