Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.