Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.