Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me