What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.