What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.