What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe