How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans