How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans