How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans