What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings