Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!