Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!