What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.