What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.