What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common