Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What smells funny?

Clown poo!

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack?

A Tut offensive.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!