What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.