What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug