How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!