How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator?

A Cairo-practor

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.