What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.