Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.