How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad