How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.