How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park